It's been a long week at work, notwithstanding the actual shortness of the week due to the holiday.
Consequently, I will not be tapping my own thoughts tonight, for they are not my most upbeat. Instead, I'll be stealing a hilarious tag from my friend Jason:
Google the phrase (including the quotes) "[your first name] needs" and write down the first 10 results.
1. Haley needs to grow up.
2. Haley needs HELP and it has NOTHING to do with $$$$$$$$$$
3. Haley needs a sister.
4. Haley needs to stop laughing.
5. Haley needs to keep her hands to herself. (*snort*)
6. Haley needs a storyline Marky! (?)
7. Haley needs to get back to Walking Mississippi.
8. Haley needs funds to amputate leg so she can survive. (!)
9. Haley needs to Step Up.
10. Haley needs to beat that skank's arse!!! (okay, this one was really like number 13, but I thought it was so funny that I had to include it on the list.)
I encourage you to humbly request your own needs from the all-knowing Google.
And, for the record, I never have nor will I ever need a sister. EVER. If I did, I'm sure I would need to beat that skank's arse. ;)
5 comments:
1. Jeff needs to dance
2. Jeff needs fish food
3. Uncle Jeff needs you
4. Jeff needs a band
5. Do you think that Jeff needs to improve his wrestling skills?
6. Jeff needs new puppests (sic)
7. Jeff needs to get in on Flickr
8. Jeff Needs, of Johnson & Johnson
9. Jeff needs somewhere new to live
10. Jeff needs to explain to Ed that given the situation more time will be wasted filling out timesheets every 15 minutes than work done.
Now you know.
Wow, this is eerily true to life:
1. NATHAN NEEDS SOME HUGGIES
2. Nathan needs full assistance for all of his personal care.
3. Nathan needs herina [sic] surgery
4. Nathan needs some sleep
5. Nathan needs to shave
6. Nathan needs some piano time
7. Whitney believes in you and Nathan needs you
8. Wiggly Nathan needs foster care
9. Nathan needs a job
10. Nathan needs a logo
Hales, yours are great. Good luck with the amputation surgery.
Nice ones, Haley!
me:
1. Robin needs help going downhill.
2. Robin needs about 40 calories a day.
3. Robin needs your help!
4. Robin needs somebody to love.
5. Robin needs you!
6. Robin needs to catch up on some things.
7. Robin needs a spanking!!!
8. Robin needs to get a clue.
9. Robin needs to cut Patrick some slack.
10. Robin needs a band.
All so true!
1. Gavin needs a middle name.
2. Gavin needs more gingerale.
3. Gavin needs a warm forever home.
4. Gavin needs and extreme makeover!
5. Gavin needs you.
6. Gavin needs no introduction.
7. Gavin needs a night light.
8. Gavin needs to be committed.
9. Gavin needs to come to Scotland sometime.
10. Gavin needs to feel more connection.
Jeff… Knowing is half the battle.
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